10 to 12-year-old boy: "I would like a plain bagel with strawberry cream cheese, pickles and capers."
(bagel-shop employee spends a few minutes making *sure* that is what he really wants, very nicely, until the boy's mother mentions that this is what he always orders)
Then the mother orders: "An everything bagel with plain cream cheese, please."
10 to 12-year-old boy: "You like *everything bagels*? Eeeeeew."