If I *did* have a really big rock right now, I would be able to smash the car five stories down from my office whose alarm has been !@#$ing going off for HALF AN HOUR.
Aaaaaaaah. It just stopped.
GOD DAMN IT. It just started again.
What, exactly, is the point of car alarms, again? I just ask because I would totally cheer someone who stole that car right now.