Matter-Eater Lad: Why can't *I* have a TARDIS and travel through time and space and not have to write grant proposals?
She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed: And have to blow up your entire planet and your family and essentially everyone you know in order to save the universe from the Time War?
MEL: That only happened that *one time*.
SWMBO: I'm pretty sure that it only happening once doesn't change its awfulness. It really only *can* happen once.
MEL: *Travel in space and TIME.*
And this isn't even the conversation in which MEL compared me to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.