Sigh. What about this map, older sister, shows that Acme is "literally right around the corner"?
Please also note the lack of, you know, STREET NAMES on much of this map. It worked very well for getting TO the grocery store, but not so well for getting BACK.
(You didn't think I would really keep it, scan it, and post about it, did you?)
******Updated to add:
I am not saying that the grocery store isn't close the house, by the way. It was not very far. It is just that any directions with this many turns do not point to a destination that is "literally" right around the corner. Am I nit-picking? Why, yes I am.