Ah, two-year-olds.

Matter-Eater Lad: "Hey, V--give me five!" [holds out hand]

V: "No. No." [shakes head] "No five. No no."

V walks away into the next room.

V: "V five!" [high-fives herself repeatedly, switching hands]

* * *

Me: "V--time to put on shoes!"

V: "No, no. No shoes!!!!" [shakes head, starts crying] [stops crying]

V runs away and giggles: "HEE. NO SHOES!" [hides in room, giggling]