Monday, October 09, 2006

Ways to get odd looks in the supermarket (the first in a series)

1. Shop at 10 PM on Sunday, and only buy an apple pie and rat poison.

1 comment:

Grendel said...

Or you can just be me shopping with my very good male friend. We get all sorts of knowing glances and covered smiles. Maybe if we took our hands out of each other's back pocket. . .

Oh, and you only need some sort of Snow White story book to set off FBI tracers with the rest of the combo.